No longer just a hub of mental excellence, the Zone office has recently transformed into a centre of physical magnificence too, with the trials for the Zone Tigers football team now very much underway. Keepy uppys have been practised in corridors, the loos stink of Deep Heat, and sweatbands have been worn around heads even during important meetings with clients. It¹s been real. Almost too real. Once the squad has been selected, we shall be joining a Euston league, but first the small matter of an inter-office Over-30s v The Younglings. The intense-o-metre has been turned up to 9 (with 10 being the maximum level of intensity). It’s intense.